Not Fast Enough...

I don't have a lot of talents, but one of my few talents is that I can pee lightening fast. I have mastered this task considering I can never go by myself. I always have Christian and/or Emma with me. Even with as quick as I am doing my business, the demons are quicker.

Christian did Emma's hair with the grease stuff that we have to put into his hair. He was very proud of his work and kept fixing it as I was taking pictures. He also put a whole glob of it in his hair. This stuff is nasty, greasy, icky stuff. I threw them in the tub, scrubbed Emma's hair twice and it still feels nasty. Christian's didn't really come out either, but his hair will absorb it by morning and you won't even be able to tell. Emma, on the other hand, will probably require at least two more baths and a few more good hair scrubbings before her hair is back to normal. Emma is smiling in the picture. That's one of her newest tricks. You say smile and she delivers! Crazy kids!

I guess I have to cross fast peeer off my talent list because I'm obviously not fast enough!!