Someday I am going to write a book and have all the answers to life's greatest questions. For example:
What is the best way to get mushy cornflakes out of an afro?
How did I ever get suckered into operating a dog farm?
Why am I so hard on myself?
When did I start to not care about things I used to care about?
When did kids become so spoiled, disrespectful and ungrateful?
Why can I not stand up for myself even when I KNOW I am right?
Why do men think I know nothing when it comes to business?
How do I add an extra few hours onto my day so I can accomplish all the things I would like to before "Hey you" arrives?
If anybody would like to contribute answers to my book, feel free. I sure as @#$% don't have them.