Thursday, February 08, 2007


Someday I am going to write a book and have all the answers to life's greatest questions. For example:

What is the best way to get mushy cornflakes out of an afro?

How did I ever get suckered into operating a dog farm?

Why am I so hard on myself?

When did I start to not care about things I used to care about?

When did kids become so spoiled, disrespectful and ungrateful?

Why can I not stand up for myself even when I KNOW I am right?

Why do men think I know nothing when it comes to business?

How do I add an extra few hours onto my day so I can accomplish all the things I would like to before "Hey you" arrives?

If anybody would like to contribute answers to my book, feel free. I sure as @#$% don't have them.

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